Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Barack: Sexiest Candidate Since Kennedy

I found myself being drawn towards him. His perfect mouth, parted, expectant, open revealed all the things I'd wanted ever wanted to believe, and I finally surrendered myself to him. Yes, I'm talking about Obama's acceptance speech last night.

Of all the talk of how many women are voting Barack, nobody is saying a thing about this man's sex appeal. Women want to sleep with Barack Obama. Just like they wanted to sleep with John F. Kennedy. And probably no other president, because I just looked at a gallery of their portraits, and ick. (Although that sexy Franklin Pierce did make me feel a bit giddy.)

1 comment:

Claude said...

you wrote that like a VC Andrews novel-- very soft porn. I loved it.